frequently questioned answers

Depends, but not likely.

I wouldn't speak for all of "us".

What are you? I believe you're an australian internet user, you have a lot of time on your hands and spend it with your Windows NT machine asking deep and insightful questions you know the answer to. That's what you are.

There's no big difference, in fact, but your nose happened to be on the front side and you can't really smell the other end.

You've downloaded the wrong file. You should not download sources unless you want to compile it.

Do you really expect us to think about it?

First of all the second message is not ugly and insincere. It's polite. Moreover, it is sincere, because this how you rate the question, not our answer, which is always perfect.

Besides, this is not one message! There are two messages that coincidentially happen to look alike.

Dear Monster,

You might have been scared by the automated nature of the industry nowadays, but here at Klever we are quite human. Which means that we're capable of thinking and handling the situations that aren't outlined in guides, howtos and walkthroughs. If you have whatever question we have not yet published an aswer to, you can always turn to use with your suggestions.

But being human we have to convey some human communications even though by electronic means. Which means you should provide us with the way to get back to you. Feel free to e-mail us at gefilte@klever.net or fill in your e-mail address in the feedback form.

And, last but not least: Thank you!

What exactly made you ask us this question?

I don't know. But knowing you did, I assume you had a good reason.

Well, here we are, neither crumbled to dust, nor have we changed jeans to suits.

I would, but there isn't much more to it.

Learn what? And teach what for that matter?

If you don't mind making it public, i.e. if you're willing to expose it to visitors.

Fix your DNS.

Try clicking copyright on the right.

Probably, because you prefer not to take any more responsibilities.

a long as you think, you are correct.

Only once have I been made mute. It was when a man asked me, "Who are you?"

  © Khalil Gibran

Yes, I am full of joy.

Let's try this way:

y2k compliance statement

I, H, on behalf of Klever Group hereby confirm that to the best of my knowledge, our KIN software is y2k compliant and has been successfully working since the turn of the millenium. However, our software is provided on the as-is basis, so the interested parties are invited to examine the source code of the said software to resolve any issues they might have regarding its compliance with specific standards and regulations.

Hey, isn't it '04 already? I mean 2004?